The narrowboat marathon has arrived.
Over 30 hours of the Bank Holiday weekend 27 boats have signed up to move for a whole 24 of those hours taking in as much of the Birmingham Canal Navigation System (BCNS) as possible.

Points are awarded for mileage, locks, travelling to far flung reaches and rarely visited parts, for correctly answered quiz questions (about the network and its history), for photographic evidence, for decorations and the amount of rubbish collected…and probably for other aspects I haven’t managed to get my head around. Detailed cruise logs need to be maintained and to be honest it seems a mathematical contest as much as anything else at the moment!
We can start from wherever we choose on the network but everyone is supposed to reach the same finish line at Titford Engine House by 2pm on Sunday – mid heatwave it seems. We have shorts, suncream and Boatdog’s coolmat deployed already.

It’s a while since either of us did a marathon, and we have never competed in a narrowboat marathon with a maximum speed of a walking pace! We have looked at tactics – is our approach to be one of maximising locks (there are 79 if you only did them once), looking at travelling all canals or loops (physically not possible in the time as there are 28 in total and over 100 miles), or considering taking in every one of the 9 tunnels (not possible for us as we can’t fit under the gauge for Dudley Tunnel where you either have to be towed through or do it the old fashioned way).

The old fashioned way is legging it. Legging is where two crew, one on either side, lie with their backs on a plank on the boat with their feet on the tunnel wall and push the boat through. Good for the leg muscles but slow and painful. In the past many leggers drowned when they fell off the plank through exhaustion or when they lost their balance when their feet slipped off a wet wall, so it’s a good thing that’s not an option we have to consider although it would be exciting to try it once, on a very, very short tunnel.
The Challenge has been running since 1968 according to a banner we saw yesterday, but for us this is a first. We are already being passed by some competitors getting themselves into their starting positions, and all are staying tight-lipped about where they are going from. We only have a few hours to go until the 8am start and we still haven’t decided where we are starting from. We thought we had a route and then realised some of the locks on that route are unusable because of maintenance issues. We amended that proposed route, only to find route 2 would put us cruising in the dark through areas with lots of moored boats so we scrapped that idea as far too antisocial. At the moment we think we might have a route 3 but we can’t work out if it is going to be too long or too problematic to complete in the time so we need some shortcuts (and they are few and far between!).

Our plan then is non-existent but we do have an aim – to get to the finish on Sunday. A modest aim but one that with the predicted heatwave and vagaries of required trips down the weedhatch could still prove a significant challenge for us. The finish is at the top of 6 locks which lead to a dead end. Those locks could become a competition-ending bottleneck if all 27 competitors are trying to get through them in time for a 2pm finish. Maybe we should consider just going straight there and that way making sure we are in time for the finale?
To be honest our biggest concern is no longer the marathon but something far far more important and prosaic – namely our loo. A damaged cassette caused disruption to the entire system when it was removed for emptying and this rendered us loo-less for a while yesterday morning. Given that Canal and River Trust have now locked all their toilets on the entire network, that was nothing short of a crisis.

The Skipper (who had only just returned from parenting duty) leapt into action and with the help of a YouTube video, and some uncomfortable contortions of working with a screwdriver in a confined space, we currently have a working toilet once more. However the number of cassettes available to us has reduced by one now, so the length of time we can go without finding an emptying point has also become shorter. This now means our Marathon planning now needs to take yet something else into account – find an Elsan point en route.
So we will be keeping our fingers crossed this weekend, and if the loo fails again we shall be crossing far more than just our fingers!




















































